A Minor Russian Drama;2003-08-27 11:46 a.m.

And he calls me a martyr!

The Daddyman is so so sad. He can't stop thinking about Olga. He can't believe that they are through. Even though they weren't together anymore. Really.

Here's the dish.

Just after midnight the early morn of the Daddyman's birthday Olga apparently stopped by. She procceded to reveal that she had a "one night stand" and "oops the condom broke and she might be pregnant".

This started the birthday with ooplomb to say the least.

Later, it was revealed that what she meant when she said "one night stand" was that she met a 55 yr. old judge who wanted to marry her and have her bear his heir. So what the skinny really is (and trust me I'm practically psychic as to what's really usually going on with this chick) that Olga met a guy who will marry her and take care of everything for her, who she hopes is old enough to be less interested in an active sexual relationship, who'll be happy that she bears his child and then will hire a nanny once the kid is weaned allowing her to be a weekend Mom. Olga has said many times to Daddyman "I don't want a husband, I want a wife." And there you go...

Let's look over the insanity of this decision and move on. This wacky chick is no fave of mine, after all- she is already the proud mama of a large share of the drama in my life.

So the Daddyman is sad, but less sad because at least Olga is just takin' care of business, and that's how he's veiwing this debacle, as her new business arrangement. "At least there is no love" he says.

Good God.

The Daddyman is an emotional cripple who struggles with everything in life, even the smallest parental duty. He loves the girls very much, he's proud of them, he brags- but being in the same room with them at their high energy level is far far too much. This is pathetic and unexcusable of course. The point is, Olga is just like the Daddyman emotionally. She's worse because she can't deal with her own feelings at all and she has more of them. How on earth will she ever deal with the emotional roller-coaster of pregnancy?

Again I'm moved to say-

Good God.